Train

[Powie]

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, \"All of you bastards who want
off, get the hell off now, \'cause this is the last stop! And all of you
bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we\'re
going down the tracks.\"
 
The horrified mother went in and told her son, \"We don\'t use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I
want you to use nice language.\"
 
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
\"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one.\"
She hears the little boy continue, \"For those of you just boarding, we
ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there
is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today.\"
 
As the mother began to smile, the child added, \"For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOURS delay, please direct your complaints to
the fat bitch in the kitchen.\"

[c0d3r]

*lol*  /uploads/emoticons/icon_e_biggrin.gif.1a84f5257b36e14b36d04985314f877f.gif\" alt=\":-D\" />

[arbitrio]

*ROTFL*  /uploads/emoticons/icon_e_surprised.gif.a8707b3f35a569cb4cfe563fc72ef78d.gif\" alt=\":-o\" />

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geil

[?>silv3r$t@r]

Not bad, sehr böse  /uploads/emoticons/icon_e_surprised.gif.a8707b3f35a569cb4cfe563fc72ef78d.gif\" alt=\":-o\" />

the fat bitch in the kitchen... nice... really nice /uploads/emoticons/icon_e_biggrin.gif.1a84f5257b36e14b36d04985314f877f.gif\" alt=\":-D\" />

[gerde]

*hrrrrrr*